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“Yeah, I had to put H.P. Lovecraft down.”
“Why? His stuff is boss.”
“Yeah… It triggered my lethophobia.”
“What’s that?”
“Well, basically, I am afraid of the end of the world.”
“What?”
“Yeah, so you can imagine how reading about something like the inevitable conquest of our reality by some being too terrible to comprehend makes me feel.”
“Ha, yeah. I can see why that might freak you out, dork.”
“Excuse me?”
“It’s just a scary story dude and it isn’t even that scary. Ooooh,” he said, waving his fingers for emphasis, “the unpronounceable monster is coming for us all.”
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