"The Companions are way better than the Fellowship!"
"What the shit are you talking about? The Companions have a kender with them."
"I'll concede that. However, all of the Companions have flaws and are real people. There are no walking Deus Ex Machinas in the group.”
“Hey! Gandalf doesn’t always pull them out of the fire.”
“You’re right, when Gandalf isn’t there to do it, Aragorn or Elrond does it.”
“What about that old guy in the inn?”
“You mean the one who gets the party started? It takes a whole book for anything exciting to happen in Tolkien’s books.”
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