“NO!” she screamed.
“What happened?” her mother called from the kitchen. “Are you okay?”
“It’s fine,” her brother replied. “She just lost to the worm boss again.”
“Fucking worm boss! I hate it! He keeps knocking me off the platform.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Zelda, mom. It’s one of the bosses. She’s just having a hard time with it.”
“Well yeah. The damn thing keeps knocking me off the platform! I keep falling in that stupid hole! Who designed this guy?”
“Obviously someone who thought it could be beaten by a first grader, and therefore a twenty year old.”