He sat on the couch, exhausted after a long day’s work. Like any good Millennial, he was on Facebook updating his status:
Hey there single Ladies. I may not have any of the outward markers of masculinity. I don’t have a fast or big car; I don’t have a big gun; I’m not rich; I don’t have big muscles. I did, however, shovel snow for eight and a half hours, no problem. In light of that I can confidently say: Still got it, and, Manliness confirmed.
It was with the most smug of satisfactions that he pushed the Post button.