"Alright, to start things off, I want everyone to stand up, say their name, and something about themselves. Starting with you," she said pointing.
The chubby young man stood, saying: "My name is Augustus and I have a dog.”
“Heh, he looks just like that kid from Willy Wonka,” a girl in the back whispered.
“Yeah, a real butterball,” her friend replied.
A homely girl stood next, “My name is Veronica; I do gymnastics.”
“Maybe they could get together,” the first whisperer said.
“She could help him lose weight and he could kiss her.”
“Nobody else will ever want to.”