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“I wish I was in France.”
“I wish I was in France. It’s so romantic there.”
“How would you know that? You’ve never been.”
“I just know. I can just imagine myself sitting in a little café by the Seine.
“Oh, and is Paris more beautiful in the rain?”
“Ugh, no Owen Wilson sucks. It’s more beautiful in the summer, when love is in the air.”
“Sounds like someone has a serious case of fernweh. Have you ever even met a French person? While they may have a reputation for being romantic, they definitely don’t have one for fidelity.”