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“I hated Waiting for Godu; nothing grinds my gears like iktsaurpok,” Edward said.
“Excuse me?” Alex replied.
“Yeah. Nothing is worse than waiting around for someone. I’m always on time and hardly anyone I know is on time. I respect other people’s schedules and they don’t respect mine,” Edward ranted.
“Uh hu…” Alex replied. “Well, if you know people are going to be late, why don’t you just show up late yourself?”
“Because that’s rude!”
“Well, I suppose, if they end up arriving on time. But if you keep showing up on time when you know they won’t, that’s crazy.”