Tuesday, May 23, 2017

100 Words a Day 1071

The door finally opened. Jake entered his small room, followed by Sara, and tossed his bag onto his small bed. The cheap springs rattled furiously for almost a minute.

“Wow,” Sara exclaimed. “Do you throw your bag there every day?”

“Yeah. So what?”

“Do your neighbors think you come home and immediately start power masturbating?”

Jake laughed. “Never thought about it.”

“What the fuck is he doing?” Sara asked, pantomiming listening at the wall. “He can’t be jerking it immediately when he gets home every single day.”


“Or maybe they think I am power hooking up with a hot girl.”

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