“Did you see the video of the octopus? It steals a bait
canister!”
“Okay? What’s the big deal?”
“Dude, it unclips three freakin’ things and steals this
bait canister.”
“Again, who cares?”
“It does it while holding a small shark away from the
food. It’s awesome!”
“Okay, so there’s a video of a genius octopus taking some
food.”
“It’s not a genius octopus. That’s what’s so crazy. It’s
a regular octopus.”
“Still not convinced.”
“Mark my words. You have just witnessed the first event that
will lead to the conquest of the world by the octopi nation. Just you wait.”
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